Interviewer: You don't have someone who shops for you? You're kind of a big deal..

Hunter: Really? I didn't know that........When did that happen? I didn't get the memo.


When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

(Source: runs-on-ramen, via kfinn94)